The Gentleman Otter
Make awkward sexual advances, not war
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Photo reblogged from two tickets to stank town
I can’t tell if this is adorable or not
(Source: ihititwithmyaxe)
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Quote reblogged from A mutual addiction.I became incredibly high and it turned into an in-fucking-credible hunger. I ate two loaves of bread. Then the telephone rang. Jonesy said, “Go and answer that for me, will you?” So I went downstairs to answer the phone and kept on walking right out into the street. I never went back. I just got intensely fascinated with the cracks in the pavement.David Bowie on his first time smoking grass (via sulfur-hexafluoride)
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Photo reblogged from two tickets to stank town
sylvester stallone puppet found at yard sale
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Post reblogged from Hakuna Stigmata
my american lit class was reading the conclusion of ‘of mice and men’ out loud and right after george shot lennie this fucking kid shouts “LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVERY TIME”
this isn’t funny omg i was actually doing a great job of keeping myself together until that kid said that and then i just sort of exploded into a gooey pile of heaving sobs
Somehow that just makes it funnier.
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Photoset reblogged from Cat Bountry vs. Earth
Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.
gross
granted that too legit to mitt one is pretty fantastic
Fuck yall ill fuck with them shirts
oh my god these are the funniest things ever
I do hope they realize that everyone buying these will be wearing them ironically.
Because
You know
Urban Outfitters and all.
were these shirts supposed to be serious? holy shit
Actually I don’t think humans can fully comprehend the levels of irony that are no doubt at work here.
(Source: harharhar)
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Yus :3
Asked by plot-twists
I’ll put a few different versions together and I can send them to you once they’re done
